Farmer Jane

Farmer Jane had a bull, he was mean. She put a ring in his nose, and a sign on her fence that read "Beware of bull!" She did not give the bull a name, he was to mean for a name, so she just referred to him as that mean old bull. After several years of the bull ruling his field alone, farmer Jane purchased a beautiful blue ribbon jersey cow, and placed her in the field with the mean old bull. The bull sniffed the air and seamed quite interested in his new companion. He pawed the ground playfully, and pranced around as if to impress the newcomer. The mean old bull never looked so happy, or friendly. Farmer Jane had that mean old bull slaughtered that day, and enjoyed some of the best steaks she ever had.

-Shamrock