What is it about Journey?

What is it about Journey?

They are on right now, and the song Faithfully has sparked a nostalgia-fest in my office. Yours truly is right in the middle of it. Journey is the biggest guilty pleasure in my musical world. They are my dirty little secret. They are my Abba, My BeeGees, my Flock of Freaki'n Seagulls. They're the band I don't want my friends to catch me singing along to. What the hell is this?! I'm into hardcore. I'm into Slayer. In my time, I've ruled the pit at Black Flag, and JFA, and DOA. I was there when Biscuit wore a paper jumpsuit covered in maple sirup. I saw Henry kicked square in the mouth, and keep right on raging. This is me, I'm not a Journey fan, I can't be! O sweet Annie's ass, here it comes,,,"Highway run, under the midnight sun",,,aaaagh it's in my head, I can't get it out!

I'm forrrreeeveeerrr yourrrrrrs,,,DAMNIT!

-S